Norway and food. Do they eat here? What do they eat? Is it edible? Is it something you might maybe just not want to eat, push  around your plate until your host looks the other way and then feed it to the dog? Breath. Never fear, I am here to eat my way through Norway at my own expense and perhaps learn a thing or two on the way, all with a healthy heaping of terrible British humour on the side. Enjoy.